I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane. He said he had rich and famous friends, he liked droppin’ names. I said ‘Howdy do, that’s good for you, I dig a lot of those actors, but son you ain’t got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors.
(CHORUS) They’ll grow your groceries, haul a load, pull you out then fix the road, they’re good at slowin’ speeders down when they pass through from out of town. I live out in the country happily ever after, I got everything I need ‘cause I got friends with tractors.
Come Friday night we hit the woods go boggin’ in our trucks. It’s just about a guarantee some good ol’ boy gets stuck. Where I come from you can bet your buck a mud hole ain’t a factor, I’ll sink mine to the floorboards ‘cause I got friends with tractors.
(CHORUS) Yee haw!
I been to fancy five star restaurants and I left there barely fed. They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread. That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker. But I’ll stay fat and happy ‘cause I got friends with tractors.
(CHORUS) Yee haw!
Yeah, man, talkin’ ‘bout internationals, and John Deeres, Massey-Fergusons, whatever you got. We don’t discriminate. Front end loaders, bushalls, post hole diggers. Need ‘em, gotta have ‘em. I believe I do know one actor. Is Larry The Cable Guy an actor? Oh well, he’s got a tractor…